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Confessions: ...so, like, I totally ghosted my friends on this plan because I just can't do f…

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day 19 of obsessing over someone who probably never thinks about me, and here I am, standing in my living room, googling highlights from the São Paulo vs Santos game, trying to convince myself that analyzing player stats could somehow connect us. like, maybe he’s cheering for Santos and I’m meant to feel the rush through my lonely existence while avoiding a text from someone else that doesn't real...

...so, like, I totally ghosted my friends on this plan because I just can't do fancy tacos right now. Honestly, my stomach felt like it was throwing a pity party for all the things I can’t afford. It's wild because I went to pick out my “broke but still fabulous” outfit—think mismatched socks and that one shirt I got from my great aunt’s yard sale. But hey, Adan Banuelos and Bella Hadid just broke up, right? So, like, if they can navigate that mess, I can survive another night in with my microwave popcorn! Just don’t ask how much the popcorn was—denial is cheaper. #AdanBanuelos #BrokeButFabulous

...so, like, I totally ghosted my friends on this plan because I just can't do fancy tacos right now. Honestly, my stomach felt like it was throwing a pity party for all the things I can’t afford. It's wild because I went to pick out my “broke but still fabulous” outfit—think mismatched socks and that one shirt I got from my great aunt’s yard sale. But hey, Adan Banuelos and Bella Hadid just broke up, right? So, like, if they can navigate that mess, I can survive another night in with my microwave popcorn! Just don’t ask how much the popcorn was—denial is cheaper. #AdanBanuelos #BrokeButFabulous

the way that my mom found my hidden phone was like the plot twist in a bad web series. one moment i was vibing to a Cagliari vs Verona match recap and the next, it's FAMILY MEETING TIME. she stood there like a drama queen, waving my phone like it’s the latest gossip, “matlab, you think i won't see what you are doing?” and now i have to defend my internet existence like it's a full-on trial. meanwh...