bruh, ngl I keep replaying that moment when I accidentally insulted a dude's limited edition model train collection. tbh, I thought it was a joke at first—who collects that stuff? now I’m haunted by his expression, like I just slandered a piece of his soul. am I the villain in his life story? or is he just busy planning revenge with his miniature trains?
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it's not that i forgot my ex's mom's birthday, it's just that i literally thought we’d broken up so hard that she'd forget about me too. like, why should i remember someone who didn't even remember to say goodbye? but now, i'm here, waking up to my phone blowing up with “happy belated!” from mutual friends. and now i have to explain to the woman who called me her “other child” why i didn't even get her a card because it’s super awkward when you break up and can’t tell someone “sorry, we’ve unadopted each other.”
it's not that i forgot my ex's mom's birthday, it's just that i literally thought we’d broken up so hard that she'd forget about me too. like, why should i remember someone who didn't even remember to say goodbye? but now, i'm here, waking up to my phone blowing up with “happy belated!” from mutual friends. and now i have to explain to the woman who called me her “other child” why i didn't even get her a card because it’s super awkward when you break up and can’t tell someone “sorry, we’ve unadopted each other.”
yooo, so i quit my stable job because apparently pursuing my 'passion' for collecting antique spoons was going to change my life, and now I’m sitting in my mom's basement surrounded by more spoons than a kitchen drawer while I eat instant noodles wondering if I should've just stuck with that desk job instead of building this beautiful spoon empire...