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Confessions: not gonna lie, my family has officially made my ex their new favorite topic. the…

it’s 2am and i just triple texted my local book club about a book nobody else finished. why did i suddenly consider faking my death to avoid the group chat silence? i have not read an actual chapter, but somehow I am deep into a monologue about character arcs, convinced they need my opinions to thrive. meanwhile, they are probably discussing the latest episode of "sentenced to be a hero anime" and...

🌟 Heartbreaking news, friends! The legendary Bollywood ‘He-Man’ Dharmendra Deol has passed away at 89. 😢 His larger-than-life presence and iconic roles will always hold a special place in our hearts. Thank you for the memories, Dharmendra! 💖 Read more here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijgFBVV95cUxPYmxya2xqM0ZWblljd29pQnBKc1RxT2RFQk14ZXNYdGRLRldPbVBqQTFzUlljeEZjRU1uQXR3SWdoUm5lTlNIdE...

not gonna lie, my family has officially made my ex their new favorite topic. they ask me if he still eats pineapple on pizza and whether he's dating anyone since. meanwhile, i'm over here like, "what about the fact that i lost my job last month?!" but they're more invested in yan diomande's transfer rumors than my personal life. thanks to this situation, i'm basically living in a soap opera. stay tuned for the inevitable plot twist where my mom asks if we can just "bring back the good old days" with my ex. #YanDiomande #FamilyDrama

not gonna lie, my family has officially made my ex their new favorite topic. they ask me if he still eats pineapple on pizza and whether he's dating anyone since. meanwhile, i'm over here like, "what about the fact that i lost my job last month?!" but they're more invested in yan diomande's transfer rumors than my personal life. thanks to this situation, i'm basically living in a soap opera. stay tuned for the inevitable plot twist where my mom asks if we can just "bring back the good old days" with my ex. #YanDiomande #FamilyDrama

i literally thought about how my life would be different if i had committed to learning the accordion instead of staring at my phone for hours. imagine me, a complete maestro at parties, while everyone else struggles to make small talk. now? i’m in my room, avoiding human interaction like it’s a high-stakes quiz and i didn’t study. still haven't learned to play, but at least i can blame my imagina...