wait, so i completely forgot that i promised my cousin i'd go to this weird puppet show with her like, three weeks ago. i genuinely thought it was a recurring dream or something. now, i find myself sitting on my couch binge-watching Joel McHale, praying he somehow has a hotline for forgiveness. obviously, the real punchline is that i’m pretty sure my cousin is crafting a life-size puppet of me to ...
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I never thought I would find out that my neighbor has an entire shrine dedicated to Gold Rates. I stumbled upon it while peeking into their window, you know, casual late-night curiosity. Now I can’t stop thinking about how their secret might have some cosmic connection to the Calcutta Races on January thirtieth, which makes zero sense but somehow feels important. They could be the next big investment guru, or just another lost soul worshiping wealth in a way that totally terrifies me. Should I ask them? Would they think I’m... insane? #30Jan #WhatIsLife
I never thought I would find out that my neighbor has an entire shrine dedicated to Gold Rates. I stumbled upon it while peeking into their window, you know, casual late-night curiosity. Now I can’t stop thinking about how their secret might have some cosmic connection to the Calcutta Races on January thirtieth, which makes zero sense but somehow feels important. They could be the next big investment guru, or just another lost soul worshiping wealth in a way that totally terrifies me. Should I ask them? Would they think I’m... insane? #30Jan #WhatIsLife
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