Is it just me, or is the whole "fashionable comfort" trend basically a conspiracy to make us look like we've just rolled out of bed? I mean, when did wearing pajamas in public become chic? I wore what I thought were stylish athleisure pants the other day, only to realize they were just glorified sweats. Got called "trendy" at the coffee shop when I literally felt like a walking burrito. Seriously,...
Why does every single person on this planet suddenly become an expert on your life the moment you hit your twenties? Like, chill out Karen, I’m just trying to figure out how to boil water without setting off the smoke alarm. And don’t even get me started on the relatives asking about marriage plans at every family function like I’m auditioning for a reality show. Can we just agree that adulthood i...
I’ve spent the last year pretending to love running because everyone keeps telling me it’s the "best workout" and I should "join a community." Spoiler alert: I’d rather binge-watch a series for 8 hours straight than jog for 30 minutes. I found out last week that my friend has been running marathons while I’ve been speed-walking to the fridge. Honestly, I’m just here for the snacks and the Netflix. Why can’t we have a competitive eating championship or something?
I’ve spent the last year pretending to love running because everyone keeps telling me it’s the "best workout" and I should "join a community." Spoiler alert: I’d rather binge-watch a series for 8 hours straight than jog for 30 minutes. I found out last week that my friend has been running marathons while I’ve been speed-walking to the fridge. Honestly, I’m just here for the snacks and the Netflix. Why can’t we have a competitive eating championship or something?
Why do we treat our pets like royalty but act like our family is just there for our amusement? Like, my dog gets a birthday party with a cake and balloons, while my parents don't even get a proper "happy anniversary" text. And don't even get me started on how my cat judges my life choices from the couch like it's some kind of therapy session. Is this what adulthood looks like? Am I the only one wh...