I swear, my sleep schedule is just an elaborate prank I’m playing on myself. Like, how do I go from "I’ll sleep early tonight" to 3 AM scrolling through conspiracy theories about how pigeons are government drones? It's a full-time job trying to convince myself that I’ll be productive tomorrow while I binge-watch a show I’ve already seen twice. Honestly, if I put as much effort into my actual life ...
So, I recently went on a solo trip, thinking I’d be that cool, adventurous person who “finds themselves” in a quaint little village. Spoiler alert: I spent half the time lost, trying to decipher a map that might as well have been written in hieroglyphics. Ended up at a farm where the rooster was more intimidating than my college professor, and I swear that chicken judged me for my life choices. At...
I just finished watching a whole season of a show that I *absolutely* hated. Like, I actively cringed at every episode, but I couldn’t stop. It’s like I was punishing myself for something I didn’t even do. My friends keep saying, “Life’s too short for bad TV,” but here I am, binge-watching pure garbage instead of reading that book I promised myself I’d tackle this month. At this point, I might as well apply for a reality show just for the sweet self-sabotage.
I just finished watching a whole season of a show that I *absolutely* hated. Like, I actively cringed at every episode, but I couldn’t stop. It’s like I was punishing myself for something I didn’t even do. My friends keep saying, “Life’s too short for bad TV,” but here I am, binge-watching pure garbage instead of reading that book I promised myself I’d tackle this month. At this point, I might as well apply for a reality show just for the sweet self-sabotage.
I know everyone loves to bash on the "bad" movies we grew up with, but honestly, I miss those cringe-worthy, low-budget thrillers from the '90s that had plots so ridiculous they made you question your life choices. Like, how did they think a rubber monster and a fake forest could scare anyone? But those films were pure joy! There's something about bad CGI and overly dramatic acting that just warms...