Why is it that every time I finally clean my room, I find that one sock that has been missing for months, along with about 12 expired takeout menus? Like, did they throw a party without me? Honestly, all this time I thought my place was just messy, but turns out it was just a sock dimension portal. Here’s to the unsung heroes of my life: stray socks and forgotten food wrappers, making me feel like...
I have a confession: I still use a dusty old playlist from 2012 for every workout because I can’t let go of the glory days of my high school gym sessions. I mean, why change what almost worked? Also, if another fitness influencer tells me to ‘just find what you love’ while I’m gasping for air trying to lift weights, I might throw my protein shake at them. Let's be real, I’m just here to survive an...
I have a confession: every time I go to a family gathering, I brace myself for the classic “So, when are you getting married?” interrogation. I swear my relatives have a secret bingo card for this. Meanwhile, my biggest commitment is deciding which takeout to order for dinner. I’m just trying to figure out my own life and they want me to plan a wedding! Can’t we just enjoy the biryani in peace?
I have a confession: every time I go to a family gathering, I brace myself for the classic “So, when are you getting married?” interrogation. I swear my relatives have a secret bingo card for this. Meanwhile, my biggest commitment is deciding which takeout to order for dinner. I’m just trying to figure out my own life and they want me to plan a wedding! Can’t we just enjoy the biryani in peace?
Why is every auntie in my neighborhood suddenly an expert on my life decisions? Like, I appreciate that you single-handedly raised five kids, but no, I don’t want to become a doctor and settle down by 30 just because Sharma ji ka beta did it! And don’t get me started on those backhanded compliments about my "unique career choice." Can I live my life without you adding a side of “when will you get ...