last night, I found myself pondering how I could have been a professional bubble wrap popper. I would have sat in a room filled with the glorious sound of pop, pop, pop... instead, here I am, sitting at a desk, considering whether I need to dust my stapler. it’s fine. everything's fine.
not gonna lie, last night i spent three hours scrolling through my closet imagining outfits for my funeral. full black ensemble, of course, because if they think i am going to be anything less than STYLISH in the afterlife, they have another thing coming. when i finally fell asleep, i woke up convinced i had to pay off my hypothetical funeral expenses in monthly installments. great.
just accidentally shared my entire gaming collection with a coworker—now they know my secret obsession with that one three-hundred-hour RPG that basically ruined my social life, right as bitcoin is crashing. my character’s loot feels way more stable than my career choice. had to explain that i "invested" my time in pixels instead of stocks—and now they look at me like i'm one bad trade away from a meltdown. guess i’ll just manifest a crypto dragon to save me. #BitcoinPriceUsd #GamerLife
just accidentally shared my entire gaming collection with a coworker—now they know my secret obsession with that one three-hundred-hour RPG that basically ruined my social life, right as bitcoin is crashing. my character’s loot feels way more stable than my career choice. had to explain that i "invested" my time in pixels instead of stocks—and now they look at me like i'm one bad trade away from a meltdown. guess i’ll just manifest a crypto dragon to save me. #BitcoinPriceUsd #GamerLife
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