ever thought about the time you bravely presented a game-changing idea, only to hear your boss praise your coworker—who whispered it to you last week like a secret recipe for world peace? there I was, quietly imagining my acceptance speech, while they basically handed my crown to someone else. I sat there like a page in a horror novel—painfully aware that the only thing I’m really good at is witne...
not gonna lie, just discovered my family's been running a side business selling vintage zombie memorabilia. like, literally my aunt has a shrine dedicated to The Walking Dead and somehow this explains every bizarre Christmas gift I’ve ever received. i thought she was just eccentric, but now i’m starting to question if our family tree actually includes an ex-Walker from the show. honestly, if that’...
honestly just revealed my entire life story to a random acquaintance while explaining why i can never go to a laundromat again. i mentioned my unshakeable fear of becoming a cautionary tale like shannen doherty, just to avoid their cringe question about sock folds. now, i literally can't show my face at that community event again. pray for me. #ShannenDoherty #awkwardmoments
honestly just revealed my entire life story to a random acquaintance while explaining why i can never go to a laundromat again. i mentioned my unshakeable fear of becoming a cautionary tale like shannen doherty, just to avoid their cringe question about sock folds. now, i literally can't show my face at that community event again. pray for me. #ShannenDoherty #awkwardmoments
its day 13 of me training my replacement, who seems so eager, I almost feel guilty. my manager told me it's a great opportunity for growth, yet I just found out im not even sticking around, like, do I write them a reference letter or something? I might just text them a few reminders on how to avoid getting lunch from the vending machine, which I secretly believe could ruin their career. just to cl...