Is it just me, or does everyone else have a mini freak-out when they accidentally call their teacher “mom”? Like, I swear I blacked out for a second, and the embarrassment still haunts me in my dreams. How does one even recover from that? Asking for a friend who’s still cringing six years later.
I’ve come to the realization that adulthood is just a series of confusing taxes and social obligations wrapped in a blanket of existential dread. Like, as a kid, I was promised freedom and joy, but now I'm stuck wondering why my pelican bills are so high and if I can still make it to brunch without having to choose between avocado toast or actually paying my rent. Honestly, can someone just send m...
I’ve been trying to get into “indie music” because I thought it would make me sound cool and artsy. But honestly, half the time I can't tell if I’m listening to a song or an expensive coffee order. Like, am I vibing with a beat or just listening to someone warble about their breakup with a tree? And don’t even get me started on the lyrics—it's mostly vague metaphors about rain and existential dread. At this point, I’m just waiting for a catchy chorus to remind me I like to dance, not contemplate my life choices.
I’ve been trying to get into “indie music” because I thought it would make me sound cool and artsy. But honestly, half the time I can't tell if I’m listening to a song or an expensive coffee order. Like, am I vibing with a beat or just listening to someone warble about their breakup with a tree? And don’t even get me started on the lyrics—it's mostly vague metaphors about rain and existential dread. At this point, I’m just waiting for a catchy chorus to remind me I like to dance, not contemplate my life choices.
I’ve been thinking... why is it that at 3 AM I’m pondering the meaning of life, yet at 3 PM, I can’t remember where I put my phone for the third time in an hour? It’s like my brain has a clear schedule for existential dread but no time for basic tasks. Maybe I should start making a 'to-do' list for my late-night thoughts? "1. Solve world hunger. 2. Find phone. 3. Remember why I walked into the kit...