Something I've never shared... i am not gay but people think i am gay ... actually i am lesbian
it’s two in the morning and i just realized i’ve been debating whether to finally toss this collection of used birthday candles — day 347 of “they could be useful someday” — like who am i kidding, they just sit there judging my poor life decisions. in a moment of clarity, i decided it was now or never. grabbed the bag, swung it open, and knocked over the entire candle holder while humming happy bi...
ok but my manager just scheduled a ‘quick chat’ for Friday at four PM — now I’m convinced it’s the corporate equivalent of getting called to the principal's office. I have spent three days meticulously rehearsing my acceptance speech for “Best Apology.” It could have been a glorious TED Talk on why I might be slightly behind on my quarterly goals— because I was definitely too busy strategizing my cereal choice for breakfast.
ok but my manager just scheduled a ‘quick chat’ for Friday at four PM — now I’m convinced it’s the corporate equivalent of getting called to the principal's office. I have spent three days meticulously rehearsing my acceptance speech for “Best Apology.” It could have been a glorious TED Talk on why I might be slightly behind on my quarterly goals— because I was definitely too busy strategizing my cereal choice for breakfast.
Story Name: "I Caught My Groom Kissing the Wedding Planner Before 'I Do'" Part 4 of 7 I squeeze my eyes shut, trying to block out the chaos in my mind. The footsteps grow louder. My heart races like it's trying to escape. I open my eyes. There he is—Ryan, my groom. His face is flushed, but I can see panic flickering in his gaze. “What are you doing here?” he whispers, glancing around the dimly...