literally woke up this morning to news about Chloe Kim dominating the halfpipe. meanwhile, I can’t even manage to make a proper breakfast without burning toast. she’s out here aiming for records while I’m just trying to record my feelings for someone who says they don’t do relationships. life is a mess. what a joke. I'm so obsessed but I think they’re completely unaware of the chaos they’ve caused...
not gonna lie, I just added up how much I spent on forgotten subscriptions. I mean, why do I need SEVEN different streaming services? seven! it feels like I’m collecting memories of times I was alone in a dark room, binging shows like it’s some sort of hobby. it’s like… surprise, I’m paying to distract myself from the fact that I’m lonely.
you know when you trust the Edinburgh weather and leave your house without a jacket, and then it suddenly decides to throw a full-blown snowstorm at you? yeah, that was me trying to be “spontaneous” at brunch. so there I was, standing at the door with my friends, looking cute but absolutely freezing, and I just started apologizing to a lamp for not dressing appropriately, like, why do I feel like I'm being punished for a fashion choice? did the lamp want me to suffer for that one time I spilled coffee on its shade? also, why did I think ordering an iced coffee in the middle of all this chaos was a good idea? anyways, we all ended up huddled together at the café like a scene from a bad romcom, questioning all of our life choices. how do you even explain this to your crush who walked by and ...
you know when you trust the Edinburgh weather and leave your house without a jacket, and then it suddenly decides to throw a full-blown snowstorm at you? yeah, that was me trying to be “spontaneous” at brunch. so there I was, standing at the door with my friends, looking cute but absolutely freezing, and I just started apologizing to a lamp for not dressing appropriately, like, why do I feel like I'm being punished for a fashion choice? did the lamp want me to suffer for that one time I spilled coffee on its shade? also, why did I think ordering an iced coffee in the middle of all this chaos was a good idea? anyways, we all ended up huddled together at the café like a scene from a bad romcom, questioning all of our life choices. how do you even explain this to your crush who walked by and ...
yooo, just got a notification about that election commission thing. like, cool, let’s talk about how I turned down an awesome opportunity to work in a fun role, only to watch my ex-coworker completely SLAY it instead. they just posted their acceptance photo, looking all happy and thriving while I’m over here scrolling like ‘bruh, what did I do?!’ now I’m questioning everything, including if I even...