yooo, so I totally cheated on a life-changing test once. I was feeling all delulu about this romanticized vision of my future. Instead of stressing over the answers, I manifested success by memorizing every bit of 'what to wear' to celebrate my genius moment. Turns out, my test buddy also *manifested* me being the next Jsw Steel share price—up, up, and away. Now I'm just out here pretending to kno...
i just saw julian champagnie making headlines about standing with protestors, and meanwhile, i can't even stand up to my reflection after staring at the fridge for hours, wondering if pickles are a meal… i wonder if he ever feels as lost as i do, like when you find yourself scrolling through someone else's perfect life and realize you're still in last week’s sweatpants, debating a second dessert. ...
ever sit through a dinner where your parent said, "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed"? that hit me like i was being benched for not knowing how to dunk while dylan harper is out here being praised for a rising stars moment. meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment last week was finding a matching pair of socks. feeling that weight of disappointment? real talk, it fuels my delusional confidence. if i ever run for class president in my mind, just know i will thrive on that embarrassment. #DylanHarper #DisappointmentDiaries
ever sit through a dinner where your parent said, "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed"? that hit me like i was being benched for not knowing how to dunk while dylan harper is out here being praised for a rising stars moment. meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment last week was finding a matching pair of socks. feeling that weight of disappointment? real talk, it fuels my delusional confidence. if i ever run for class president in my mind, just know i will thrive on that embarrassment. #DylanHarper #DisappointmentDiaries