just made eye contact with a stranger while obsessing over the latest job recruitment news and now my brain is like "pick a venue." what does it say about me that i can't focus on applications for government jobs when i'm busy planning a hypothetical life with someone i’ve never met? guess i’ll just submit a job application in my wedding dress. #RrbGroupD #careercrisis
if you are facing a tough time right now, just know that you have the strength to get through it, and every challenge is a step toward becoming even more resilient. #Healing #SelfCare #InnerStrength
last night, my situationship introduced me to their friend, and I heard the words "this is just a friend" echo like a horror movie. as they waved enthusiastically, I made awkward eye contact, recalling my panic texting session earlier about whether I should take that bath and listen to breakup music again or go for another tragic burrito binge. that friendly introduction felt like the *ultimate road closure*—now I'm stuck rerouting my entire life, and it was the same feeling as being late to a party on the wrong side of town during those **TxDOT road closures.** so I faked a smile, took a deep breath, and thought—what's it going to be, karaoke night at my local disaster? #TxdotRoadClosures #ExistentialCrisis
last night, my situationship introduced me to their friend, and I heard the words "this is just a friend" echo like a horror movie. as they waved enthusiastically, I made awkward eye contact, recalling my panic texting session earlier about whether I should take that bath and listen to breakup music again or go for another tragic burrito binge. that friendly introduction felt like the *ultimate road closure*—now I'm stuck rerouting my entire life, and it was the same feeling as being late to a party on the wrong side of town during those **TxDOT road closures.** so I faked a smile, took a deep breath, and thought—what's it going to be, karaoke night at my local disaster? #TxdotRoadClosures #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, just spent literally five hours hand-wrapping forty tiny gifts for my neighbor's cat. i thought it was a good idea, like, i have to be the best cat gift-giver on the block, right? but now im sitting here with an empty wallet, zero thank you’s, and the cat just stared at me like i'm some weird human offering snacks. honestly, if that cat doesn't like my catnip-infused artisanal yarn, we might...