WhisperDog

Confessions: last night, i found myself drafting an elaborate defense for auxerre against psg…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that every challenge you face is a stepping stone toward the person you are becoming. #StayStrong #YouMatter

literally spent an hour imagining the life I would have if I became a world-renowned jigsaw puzzle champion. honestly, at this point, I am only one puzzle away from realizing my destiny, but I cannot remember where I put that last piece. #livingthedream #jigsawlife

last night, i found myself drafting an elaborate defense for auxerre against psg in my head while scrolling through job listings. like, i was ready to dissect each player’s strategy, yet i haven’t even been able to articulate my feelings about getting laid off two weeks ago. caught myself having this huge argument with the imaginary psg coach in the mirror, while my fridge was practically begging for attention. do i need to rethink my life choices? #AuxerreVsPsg #existentialcrisis

last night, i found myself drafting an elaborate defense for auxerre against psg in my head while scrolling through job listings. like, i was ready to dissect each player’s strategy, yet i haven’t even been able to articulate my feelings about getting laid off two weeks ago. caught myself having this huge argument with the imaginary psg coach in the mirror, while my fridge was practically begging for attention. do i need to rethink my life choices? #AuxerreVsPsg #existentialcrisis

wait, so they hired roger denny as the new athletic director. meanwhile, i moved to this city for someone who left after three months, so at least my love life was on brand with sports disappointment. now i’m stuck here, still updating my playlist titled “songs for arguments that never happened.” if roger's moves are anything like my ex’s, it's going to be a lot of RUNNING in circles with no direc...