its 2am and im deep in an online rabbit hole calculating how long it’d take to save for a three-month supply of essential oils just to cleanse the “bad vibes” in my life. saw the news about vaccines and suddenly wondered if all that oil will be enough to fix the fact that i feel like i need a potion to survive everyday. who knew life was just a perpetual game of dodgeball against reality while par...
last night I went through my camera roll and literally found a photo of me in a dinosaur costume standing in a grocery store aisle, holding a single cucumber. honestly, I cannot explain this in court without looking like a complete weirdo. just so you know, the cucumber was for salad, but now I realize that's probably not the most convincing defense. #UnexpectedConfessions #DinosaurDrama
ever wonder if all your favorite characters are just one bad decision away from being complete disasters? i was scrolling through some old posts and realized my gaming obsession is like my love life – just filled with “retry” buttons and the same dumb choices. while shai gilgeous-alexander is out there scoring 29 points, i'm over here still choosing to replay the level where my character's heart gets shattered. so, did i level up or just hit a wall? #ShaiGilgeousalexander #GamingLife
ever wonder if all your favorite characters are just one bad decision away from being complete disasters? i was scrolling through some old posts and realized my gaming obsession is like my love life – just filled with “retry” buttons and the same dumb choices. while shai gilgeous-alexander is out there scoring 29 points, i'm over here still choosing to replay the level where my character's heart gets shattered. so, did i level up or just hit a wall? #ShaiGilgeousalexander #GamingLife
saw the news about होली, which is like, the time to celebrate with colors and joy, right? meanwhile, at work, i just found out my coworker, who looks like they woke up from a year-long nap, took full credit for the project i stayed up crying over—so like, should i bring them colors or maybe just a big bucket of cold water? i mean, could this be a colorful celebration of my existential crisis? # #...