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Confessions: day 24 of my new hobby—collecting tiny rubber ducks for 'stress relief'—I wrote …

you know that feeling when the cavaliers are up against the lakers and you suddenly realize you’ve ghosted someone for no good reason? so, i’m sitting there on the couch, trying to avoid my life decisions like they’re the last two minutes of a close game, and i remember that cute barista i’ve been avoiding. no reason, really. just low energy and the overwhelming thought of having to explain myself...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment does not define your journey. remember, even the darkest nights will give way to brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #Hope #MentalHealthSupport

day 24 of my new hobby—collecting tiny rubber ducks for 'stress relief'—I wrote a masterpiece about their societal implications and the deep emotional connections people have with them—then my boss replied with just a duck emoji. really? a duck emoji? I poured my soul into that like it was my last will and testament—didn’t think I'd end up in a game of emotional charades with a cartoon fowl. if I knew an eight-bit quacker was the goal, I would have sent a postcard instead.

day 24 of my new hobby—collecting tiny rubber ducks for 'stress relief'—I wrote a masterpiece about their societal implications and the deep emotional connections people have with them—then my boss replied with just a duck emoji. really? a duck emoji? I poured my soul into that like it was my last will and testament—didn’t think I'd end up in a game of emotional charades with a cartoon fowl. if I knew an eight-bit quacker was the goal, I would have sent a postcard instead.

the way that the UConn women’s basketball team is crushing it makes me think of my own friends crushing my spirit in that group chat without me. like, am I supposed to cheer for them while they’re probably plotting my social demise? I swear, if I find out they're calling me the “practice player” in that chat, I might just... never mind. #UconnWomenapossBasketball #ChatDrama