wait, just poured my heart into an essay about the existential crisis caused by the new star plus show, and they replied with a single heart emoji. am i writing for an audience or just manifesting my own deep-seated need for validation? this better not be my life now, obsessively refreshing their messages like that will change my future. #StarPlus #deepthoughts
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law's Deadly Gift at My Wedding Reception" Part 3 of 5 My mother-in-law's smile widens, like a cat playing with its prey. "Did you think you could escape me, dear?" Her voice drips with honey, but I can taste the poison. People at the reception turn, their chatter fading into a nervous hush. My husband, Mark, is at my side, confused. His brows furrow. "What’s going on...
not gonna lie, I just realized I have an EXCESSIVE amount of scrapbook supplies but have never once actually scrapbooked. last night, I was looking at my twenty different types of glitter and felt a strong urge to start my 'glitter journey', which lasted for about two minutes before I panicked and just reorganized the stickers by color instead. it was around then I thought, 'what if I used all this glitter to confetti bomb my own future wedding to someone I haven’t met yet?’ #totallynormal #craftingcatastrophe
not gonna lie, I just realized I have an EXCESSIVE amount of scrapbook supplies but have never once actually scrapbooked. last night, I was looking at my twenty different types of glitter and felt a strong urge to start my 'glitter journey', which lasted for about two minutes before I panicked and just reorganized the stickers by color instead. it was around then I thought, 'what if I used all this glitter to confetti bomb my own future wedding to someone I haven’t met yet?’ #totallynormal #craftingcatastrophe
i just double texted, then triple texted, and then seriously considered faking my own death because someone mentioned "amad diallo" at the wrong moment, and honestly now my life's a mess, because my mind's trying to create a montage of how this moment might go down in my dramatic biography. plot twist: the person didn’t even reply because they were busy watching Manchester United highlight reels w...