so my friend group did the unthinkable… they picked sides in the Great Yogurt Debate of twenty twenty-three. everyone thought i would end up in the pro-berry camp, right? wrong. now i'm in the anti-berry faction, wearing a yogurt shirt in the wrong colors… sitting awkwardly at the table, surrounded by hostile dairy enthusiasts. how did it come to this? sorry yogurt, you deserved better. #yogurtwar...
wait. got left on read for three days, and all i got was a casual 'lol' like this was just a drop-off at the campus dining hall. that whole time, i thought we were bonding over existential dread like we were soulmates from umass amherst. now i’m just sitting here wondering if 'lol' is the new way of saying 'we should see other people.' who am i kidding? i am that person. #UmassAmherst #Relatable
last night i found out my friends think i'm the weird one for wanting to deep-clean my pantry while binge-watching animal documentaries. apparently, organizing jars by color isn't everyone's idea of a good time. but here i am, thinking i’m just one ant colony crisis away from being their “spice rack oracle.” can’t wait for the next group chat when they find out i actually have names for all the lentils.
last night i found out my friends think i'm the weird one for wanting to deep-clean my pantry while binge-watching animal documentaries. apparently, organizing jars by color isn't everyone's idea of a good time. but here i am, thinking i’m just one ant colony crisis away from being their “spice rack oracle.” can’t wait for the next group chat when they find out i actually have names for all the lentils.
i chose the safe route, and now i think about a life where i’m yelling passionately at the television during west brom vs middlesbrough, while my heart races in a dimly lit pub instead of filing expense reports under fluorescent lights. i remember when my biggest stress was whether to get extra cheese on my pizza or if that would be “too much.” now it's wondering if my ambition is just another dis...