do you ever wonder if you accidentally subscribed to a comedy podcast featuring your own life? because here i am, waiting three days for a response, just to receive a ‘lol’ like they’re my long-lost uncle at a family reunion. it's like, i didn’t know ‘lol’ was an emotional support animal now. well, i guess if laughter is the best medicine, i should start selling my own remedies. #lifeisweird #mode...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world, just remember that you have overcome challenges before, and this moment is only part of your journey, not the whole story. #KeepGoing #YouMatter #ThisTooShallPass
i literally waited for the “perfect moment” to finally learn how to cook, and now my smoke detector and i are basically in a long-term toxic relationship. i can tell you everything about takeout menus though, and that's gotta count for something, right? #selftaughtchef #alwaysalmostthere
i literally waited for the “perfect moment” to finally learn how to cook, and now my smoke detector and i are basically in a long-term toxic relationship. i can tell you everything about takeout menus though, and that's gotta count for something, right? #selftaughtchef #alwaysalmostthere
it's not that i'm actually mad at my coworker for forgetting my birthday... it's just that in my head, i threw a party in the conference room, and he RSVP'd "no." he brought cupcakes for everyone else but the moment I offered him one, I pictured throwing it right back at his face. it's hard to tell if that anger is because i missed the celebration or because now I have to lie about my feelings whi...