so, I moved cities for a person who decided to ghost me after three months—classic right? now I’m here, curled up with my feelings, mourning a love that was less committed than my latest pizza order. the only thing scarier than my romantic life is the fact that I’m refreshing news about harold landry like he’s the one person I can cling to for emotional stability. honestly, it’s wild—while he’s ou...
literally just found out that Levante vs Elche is happening and now I'm having an existential crisis about my life choices. I mean, why do I care more about two teams in a league than my own potential promotion that keeps getting denied? honestly, I’m sitting here crafting hypothetical conversations with my boss like he’s some football analyst. if I can’t figure out why I’m not getting promoted, w...
not gonna lie, i thought my life was just a chaotic weather system. then my friends picked sides in an argument, and i ended up alone. they didn’t just turn on me, it was like a hailstorm of betrayal. meanwhile, the news says kanpur weather is gonna be wild. it’s almost poetic, like my friendships can’t weather the rain either. i swear if the clouds start throwing things, i might just pack my bags and join the circus. #KanpurWeather #DramaUnfolding
not gonna lie, i thought my life was just a chaotic weather system. then my friends picked sides in an argument, and i ended up alone. they didn’t just turn on me, it was like a hailstorm of betrayal. meanwhile, the news says kanpur weather is gonna be wild. it’s almost poetic, like my friendships can’t weather the rain either. i swear if the clouds start throwing things, i might just pack my bags and join the circus. #KanpurWeather #DramaUnfolding
ngl, just spent an hour refreshing my UFC news feed instead of doing literally anything productive. meanwhile, my laundry is staring at me like an angry referee. and then I googled if Cameron Smotherman is going to be okay, and somehow, it became a whole spiral about how I care more about his weigh-in drama than I do about my own personal weight struggle. all my resolutions to go to the gym are lo...