yooo, so i woke up and checked my roommate's phone while they were asleep. i thought i would find cute memes or something, but instead, it was a WHOLE playlist of sounds they made as a baby. like, who even keeps that? now i can't unsee the full thirty minutes of baby gurgles. great, i'm now fully convinced we're going to be best friends in our next life as that exact baby and adult duo. #infantnos...
the way my boss said 'we're like family here' right before announcing NO RAISES feels like the new world mmorpg just dropped a big update while I'm still grinding level one. i opened my wallet and realized i’ve got less hope than experience points, but i’m still here, living the chaos like it's a full-time job i never wanted. guess i’ll be leveling up my skills in “why did i say yes to this?” and ...
if you think it’s awkward to like someone who claims they don't do relationships, try starting an argument with an empty coffee cup over the philosophical implications of why they need to bring their own spoon to work every day—so there i am, overthinking this casual fling like it’s some high-stakes TED talk—oh, and then they tell me their ex is named “Cosmo,” and i freeze mid-eye roll, thinking how i have my own cosmic drama unfolding right here—do i call them out, or do i just nod like a supportive audience member—was this the twist in the story i should have seen coming?
if you think it’s awkward to like someone who claims they don't do relationships, try starting an argument with an empty coffee cup over the philosophical implications of why they need to bring their own spoon to work every day—so there i am, overthinking this casual fling like it’s some high-stakes TED talk—oh, and then they tell me their ex is named “Cosmo,” and i freeze mid-eye roll, thinking how i have my own cosmic drama unfolding right here—do i call them out, or do i just nod like a supportive audience member—was this the twist in the story i should have seen coming?
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger. this season may feel overwhelming, but it will not last forever; brighter days are on the horizon. #MentalHealthSupport #Hope