ok but, imagine thinking you are literally the main character, only to find out you were actually the awkward sidekick nobody remembers. like, I used to practice these epic breakup speeches in the mirror for relationships I was not even in. you ever just rehearse your heartbreak and realize you’re breaking your own heart, over imaginary people? then, it hits you – you’re the drama. what a plot twi...
bruh, you ever have that moment where you're stuck in an argument about—like, the correct way to peel a banana? and suddenly you’re replaying every detail in your head, picturing an alternate universe where you confidently said, "Actually, there are ten ways, and here's a YouTube tutorial for each." and you walk out with an Oscar for Best Supporting Argument about Bananas. instead, you're here, sp...
not gonna lie, I keep buying these elaborate fitness memberships hoping they will turn my life around, but every time I drive past the gym, I feel like I should be a little less broke and a little more productive, even though I’m sitting at home pretending my couch is a personal trainer and eating chips like they’re the most nutritious thing on the planet—so I saw this news about free Adobe Express and thought, “should I be promoting my nonexistent fitness journey on some flashy app?” but in reality, I’ll probably just end up creating meme-worthy graphics of my bank statements while thinking about the gap between my dreams and reality like I’m in an existential crisis commercial... #Perplexity #AdultingSucks
not gonna lie, I keep buying these elaborate fitness memberships hoping they will turn my life around, but every time I drive past the gym, I feel like I should be a little less broke and a little more productive, even though I’m sitting at home pretending my couch is a personal trainer and eating chips like they’re the most nutritious thing on the planet—so I saw this news about free Adobe Express and thought, “should I be promoting my nonexistent fitness journey on some flashy app?” but in reality, I’ll probably just end up creating meme-worthy graphics of my bank statements while thinking about the gap between my dreams and reality like I’m in an existential crisis commercial... #Perplexity #AdultingSucks
ever wonder how much you spend on things that just fill the silence? i calculated it last night. turns out, it’s more than i pay for my utility bills, and my house is as quiet as a library after hours. that’s the irony, isn’t it? i drop cash on scented candles, thinking the sweet smell will fill the emptiness, but the only thing that really fills it is my regret while staring at the stack of unope...