not gonna lie, i spent an entire afternoon decorating my old skateboard like it was a prized piece of art, honestly convinced it would one day hang in a gallery. meanwhile, the one person i trusted with my ideas has been laughing about my “little project” behind my back, calling me ridiculous. i literally thought we were going to start a whole movement for nostalgic street art, but turns out i was...
yooo, so i just checked the price of chicken, and honestly, it’s wild. like, here i am feeling overwhelmed by life, with all these “friends” on my phone, yet when i feel low? no one texts back. i sit alone with a tub of frozen yogurt, pretending it’s my therapy, scrolling through contacts that now feel like strangers. have we all just turned into performers in a weird adulting play? like, is that ...
the way that people treat successful athletes like they live on some cloud of riches makes me want to scream. i scroll through all this news about kartal getting a lucky break and here i am, grinding away at my basic nine-to-five just to cover my rent. did i ever tell you about that time i counted every single coin in my apartment just to afford a decent meal? but i post photos of my cute kitchen with a filter, as if i'm whipping up gourmet meals. because who would guess i’m eating instant noodles most nights? just wait until they find out the only thing i’m winning at is the art of pretending. #SonayKartal #RelatablePain
the way that people treat successful athletes like they live on some cloud of riches makes me want to scream. i scroll through all this news about kartal getting a lucky break and here i am, grinding away at my basic nine-to-five just to cover my rent. did i ever tell you about that time i counted every single coin in my apartment just to afford a decent meal? but i post photos of my cute kitchen with a filter, as if i'm whipping up gourmet meals. because who would guess i’m eating instant noodles most nights? just wait until they find out the only thing i’m winning at is the art of pretending. #SonayKartal #RelatablePain
the way that i just spent three hours googling "how to make measles sound cool" is honestly next level embarrassing. like, i used to think my parents didn’t get me but now i realize i just don’t even get myself. i’m literally sitting here contemplating whether a measles-themed birthday party could be my big comeback or if it’s too much... and i still have to call my mom about my car registration. ...