WhisperDog

Confessions: it's 3 am and my mom just texted me for the eighth time this week asking when I'…

आख़िर ये कैसे होता है, जब हर कोई अपना घर खरीद रहा है और मेरी हालत ये है कि मुझे health insurance तक नहीं मिल रहा? दोस्तों की कारों की फोटोज़ देखती हूँ, जबकि मैं वही पुरानी साइकिल चला रही हूँ, कभी-कभी सोचती हूँ क्या मैं भी किसी दिन वो सब कर पाऊँगी? ये सोशल मीडिया पर सब कितने perfect लगते हैं, और मैं यहाँ अपनी ज़िंदगी को संभालने के लिए struggle कर रही हूँ। कोई समझता नहीं, seriously कोई समझता नहीं। #...

not gonna lie, while my exes are getting hitched and throwing lavish weddings, I'm still at home trying to figure out if instant noodles count as dinner. it's like, my family literally asks me at every gathering why I'm still single, as if my life is some kind of race and I'm just running in circles while my cousins lap me. yaar, matlab samjho na, ghar wale समझते नहीं that I’m just trying to build...

it's 3 am and my mom just texted me for the eighth time this week asking when I'm having kids again. like, hello? I don’t even have a partner. I can’t even keep a cactus alive, and she thinks I’m ready for mini humans? meanwhile, the only thing I’m nurturing is my Netflix binge collection, which is literally getting bigger than my will to adult. honestly, if Kristaps Porzingis can switch teams, maybe I can switch my whole life plan overnight too, right? #KristapsPorzingis #LifeChoices

it's 3 am and my mom just texted me for the eighth time this week asking when I'm having kids again. like, hello? I don’t even have a partner. I can’t even keep a cactus alive, and she thinks I’m ready for mini humans? meanwhile, the only thing I’m nurturing is my Netflix binge collection, which is literally getting bigger than my will to adult. honestly, if Kristaps Porzingis can switch teams, maybe I can switch my whole life plan overnight too, right? #KristapsPorzingis #LifeChoices

no because I literally keep picturing the time I walked into my kitchen to find a raccoon eating my pizza, and it got more attention than any problem I’ve had in my life. like, I was more worried about it becoming my roommate than dealing with the fact that my neighbor's cat is secretly my ex's accomplice in betrayal. I mean, I can’t spill tea when I have an animal drama like that on my hands.