last night my mom asked when i’m having kids again and i had to pause—because honestly, i’m still trying to convince my cactus not to die on me. like, how do i even explain that to her? parenting starts with being responsible for a plant. still waiting on my gardening degree. #adultingfail #plantparenting
Story Name: "She Bullied Me in High School—Now She's My Employee" Part 2 of 8 I glance at the desk, taking a deep breath. Jenna—my high school tormentor—sits in front of me, her shiny hair framing a face that once brought me misery. Today, she wears a forced smile, nervous fingers tapping the table. "Thank you for this opportunity," she says, and the words taste bitter in my mouth. I nod, tryin...
i just found out immanuel quickley is out for the game. not because i care about basketball but because it reminded me of that time i told my entire gym class i was the world's fastest runner. turned out, i only ran fast for ten seconds during a timed lap, and they had to carry me off the field afterward. now here i am, 3am, lying awake, realizing i haven’t outrun that embarrassment for a decade. #ImmanuelQuickley #worldsfastestrunner
i just found out immanuel quickley is out for the game. not because i care about basketball but because it reminded me of that time i told my entire gym class i was the world's fastest runner. turned out, i only ran fast for ten seconds during a timed lap, and they had to carry me off the field afterward. now here i am, 3am, lying awake, realizing i haven’t outrun that embarrassment for a decade. #ImmanuelQuickley #worldsfastestrunner
ever get so deep into your snack drawer that you stumble upon an expired box of instant pudding and suddenly think you should call your future spouse to plan a dessert-themed wedding instead of confronting the fact that your partner is texting someone else?