ngl, I've been lowkey avoiding family gatherings because every time, it's like a freaking interrogation about my life choices. देखो, मेरे cousins सब flats ले रहे हैं और मैं अभी भी parents के घर पर बर्तन धो रहा हूँ। घर वाले समझते नहीं कि मैं क्या कर रहा हूँ, बस औरों से तुलना करते रहते हैं। दीदी की शादी और मेरे nonexistent प्यार की बातें करते-करते बोर हो गया हूँ। seriously, कौन समझेगा कि मैं भी किसी...
it’s not that i’m jealous or anything, it’s just... seeing my cousin post about her six-figure salary while i’m stuck calculating if i can afford groceries feels like a cruel joke. she’s out there traveling and buying fancy clothes while i’m buried under textbooks and loans, wondering if i'll ever escape this cycle. but hey, who knew i’d find my biggest life lesson in movie roles? it seems i’m jus...
I always thought staying in on a Friday night was for the boring people until I became the reigning queen of awkward baking fails—seriously, who thought it was a good idea to attempt sourdough during a pandemic? After accidentally kneading a weird gloppy blob that could only be described as ‘artistic failure,’ I got distracted by the latest TV guide. I thought, "I can just binge a new series while this dough destroys my counter." That was a TERRIBLE idea—fast forward two hours, and I discover a dough monster has invaded my kitchen—on a scale of one to ‘what am I doing with my life,’ it’s definitely the latter. And just as I contemplate my questionable choices, my doorbell rings—it’s the neighbor with an actual baked good in hand. Cue my mortified face—will I laugh it off or will I be the b...
I always thought staying in on a Friday night was for the boring people until I became the reigning queen of awkward baking fails—seriously, who thought it was a good idea to attempt sourdough during a pandemic? After accidentally kneading a weird gloppy blob that could only be described as ‘artistic failure,’ I got distracted by the latest TV guide. I thought, "I can just binge a new series while this dough destroys my counter." That was a TERRIBLE idea—fast forward two hours, and I discover a dough monster has invaded my kitchen—on a scale of one to ‘what am I doing with my life,’ it’s definitely the latter. And just as I contemplate my questionable choices, my doorbell rings—it’s the neighbor with an actual baked good in hand. Cue my mortified face—will I laugh it off or will I be the b...
yooo, the way I pretended I didn't see my roommate's eyes go wide when they glanced at my search history was straight up a performance art piece. like, I laughed a little too hard at a cat meme while my soul was crumbling, thinking about how my latest binge was watching videos on how to make origami birds—nothing in my life is that beautiful right now. bruh, I could feel the loneliness cling to me...