not gonna lie, just found out I got passed over for a promotion again, and they won’t tell me why. it’s like I’m on a terrible dating app where I can only swipe right for rejection. I thought I was at least a solid seven, but apparently, I’m the “interesting choice” in a bizarre love triangle with office supplies and staplers. I should probably just start writing my memoir called "The Art of Missi...
the way that i just sent a deeply emotional message to my online book club about a character’s struggle, and now im pacing around my living room, waiting for their response like it’s a hostage negotiation. like, why am i treating their validation like oxygen? and now i can’t even concentrate on my grocery list because all i can think about is what if they don’t get my metaphor about the protagonis...
last night, i was meticulously curating my dream board for my future hot air ballooning business. in a moment of inspiration, i sent a passionate message about it to my best friend. apparently, my coworker thought it was a good idea to forward it to the entire team. now everyone knows my plans for a line of hot air balloon-themed macarons, and i'm sitting here contemplating a life where that was actually a valid career choice.
last night, i was meticulously curating my dream board for my future hot air ballooning business. in a moment of inspiration, i sent a passionate message about it to my best friend. apparently, my coworker thought it was a good idea to forward it to the entire team. now everyone knows my plans for a line of hot air balloon-themed macarons, and i'm sitting here contemplating a life where that was actually a valid career choice.
ever wonder how much you spend on THINGS that don’t even bring you joy—like those fancy dog socks you got last month for a dog that isn’t even yours? meanwhile, there’s a cricket player out here training for the 150kph barrier. like, am I gonna start my bbl 2026 journey from the couch to the fridge at this rate? I just calculated that if I’d invested my 'frivolous spending' in something like... I ...