I spent my entire college life procrastinating and somehow graduated with decent grades. Now, in the real world, I'm drowning in deadlines and wondering how I ever convinced myself that binge-watching every season of some random show counted as "research." Honestly, if I could go back, I’d tell my younger self, “You think this is hard? Just wait until you have to explain to your boss why your repo...
So, I’ve officially decided that giving advice is basically just me sharing what NOT to do. Like, “Hey, don’t try to bake a soufflé the night before a big presentation” because trust me, it’ll just turn into a sad pancake that rivals your academic performance. Also, if you ever think it’s a good idea to confront your boss about that raise during a team meeting when you’re still using your “can I b...
Okay, here’s my confession: I secretly love getting ghosted. Like, who doesn’t want a free pass from the awkward “where is this going?” chat? I mean, sure, a little part of me feels like I’m auditioning for a role in a rom-com gone wrong, but on the bright side, that’s one less person I have to pretend to care about at a brunch. Honestly, ghosting should come with a medal for saving us all from the emotional labor of breaking up with someone who can’t even pick a restaurant for dinner. Anyone else out there embracing the ghosting life?
Okay, here’s my confession: I secretly love getting ghosted. Like, who doesn’t want a free pass from the awkward “where is this going?” chat? I mean, sure, a little part of me feels like I’m auditioning for a role in a rom-com gone wrong, but on the bright side, that’s one less person I have to pretend to care about at a brunch. Honestly, ghosting should come with a medal for saving us all from the emotional labor of breaking up with someone who can’t even pick a restaurant for dinner. Anyone else out there embracing the ghosting life?
Can we talk about how being an adult means pretending to have it all together while literally Googling "how to boil an egg" at 2 AM? Like, I thought the hardest part of growing up would be choosing a career, but it’s actually just figuring out which takeaway will not make me hate myself in the morning. And don’t even get me started on taxes—those numbers might as well be hieroglyphics. Adulting is...