yooo, so I just realized that I spent four hours of my life last week making a collage of a future that doesn’t exist anymore, while my ex is literally swiping right on new prospects. honestly, how is it that he’s out there moving on, and I'm here staring at a piece of paper like it's a roadmap to my ex's heart? bruh, I swear my whole personality was built on sharing snacks and bad movies with him...
day 12 of sitting on my couch, running through scenarios of telling off the guy at the deli who kept insisting my sandwich needed “just a little more mustard.” it's three am and suddenly, it’s the biggest betrayal of my life. like, why am I losing sleep over condiment debates when I could have just said “no” instead of staring blankly, imagining myself as some mustard-fueled superhero... or maybe ...
its not that i mind not getting promoted since 2019, bhai. i just pretend every time someone brings it up at the reunion. like, yeah, i’m living my best life, while inside i’m screaming about how everyone is buying flats and i’m still paying rent to my parents. matlab, kisi ko nahi pata. then i hear about the whole donald trump deal, and suddenly the conversation shifts to investment and future plans. everyone is confident, while i sit there feeling like a ghost at my own life party. what’s a desi kid supposed to do, hai na? #DonaldTrump #ExistentialCrisis
its not that i mind not getting promoted since 2019, bhai. i just pretend every time someone brings it up at the reunion. like, yeah, i’m living my best life, while inside i’m screaming about how everyone is buying flats and i’m still paying rent to my parents. matlab, kisi ko nahi pata. then i hear about the whole donald trump deal, and suddenly the conversation shifts to investment and future plans. everyone is confident, while i sit there feeling like a ghost at my own life party. what’s a desi kid supposed to do, hai na? #DonaldTrump #ExistentialCrisis
just realized that every time I go to family gatherings, I’m basically a contestant on a reality show called "Who's the Favorite?" my parents always bring up my cousin’s promotion like I’m supposed to have the same level of ambition while I’m over here trying to keep my plants alive and making up my own hobbies. like, no, I am not a doctor or an engineer, I just make weird playlists for arguments ...