hacker exposes china’s deepest secrets with a staggering 10 million gigabytes stolen, looking like they’re one step away from war while the clowns in the government watch it all unfold! unbelievable that these tech giants like dji are selling us out to china while we sit here with our heads in the sand
i watch my friends post about their travel adventures—me, still in the same dingy apartment eating instant ramen, and yeah, the fact that i have a 9 to 5 that pays less than my rent just gnaws at me every day like i am stuck in quicksand while they’re all buying houses and having babies and i am just here wondering if this is how life is supposed to feel.
so i was literally on my way to deliver a sandwich and my order app glitched, so i got stuck in this 15 minute loop of the app saying "confirm your delivery" while i’m sitting there watching my tips disappear like a magician's rabbit, honestly it felt like a horror movie but with more grease stains and fewer jump scares.
so i was literally on my way to deliver a sandwich and my order app glitched, so i got stuck in this 15 minute loop of the app saying "confirm your delivery" while i’m sitting there watching my tips disappear like a magician's rabbit, honestly it felt like a horror movie but with more grease stains and fewer jump scares.
so my kid just convinced me that cooking a full meal in an air fryer was a great idea, and honestly i end up with 12 batches of half burned chicken nuggets scattered all over the floor because somehow the tray just collapsed and like, where do all these grease spots even come from? anyway, now we have 2 hours until the fire alarm goes off and honestly, if this is how we are spending our last 30 da...