not gonna lie, I spent years perfecting my collection of obscure cheese labels, thinking it would impress the world, or at least the neighborhood cats. and now I can’t even tell the difference between Gouda and "screaming nightmare" cheese when I'm shopping. does anyone else find themselves in a CHEESE FIASCO while their dreams are going up in moldy smoke? #cheesepanic #whatwasithinking
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger; you will find your way through this too. #Hope #Healing #ThisTooShallPass
just heard that gold is hitting record highs. meanwhile, my plants are literally dying because I forgot to water them for two weeks while I was busy looking for love in all the wrong places. it’s honestly hard to focus on economic rallies when I’m over here Googling "how to revive a dead succulent" with no water and no job. honestly, if I can’t even keep a plant alive, how do they expect me to manage a financial crisis? #Gold #Relatable
just heard that gold is hitting record highs. meanwhile, my plants are literally dying because I forgot to water them for two weeks while I was busy looking for love in all the wrong places. it’s honestly hard to focus on economic rallies when I’m over here Googling "how to revive a dead succulent" with no water and no job. honestly, if I can’t even keep a plant alive, how do they expect me to manage a financial crisis? #Gold #Relatable
it's not that i’m upset or anything, it's just that i literally spent three days pretending i was going to confront them about my favorite brand of light bulbs. then they hit me with a 'lol' like it was a casual greeting. now i need to go back to my elaborate light bulb conspiracy plan that they will never appreciate.