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Confessions: ...so they introduced me as just “a friend” while they looked at me with that ne…

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Zubeda

...so they introduced me as just “a friend” while they looked at me with that nervous smile. I mean, am I in some kind of bad sitcom? Did I miss the memo saying I was the backup option? The way they casually handed me a cold slice of pizza and said "this is my friend" felt like I was being introduced to a pet rock. Honestly, do I need to start bringing my own name tags to these outings just to avoid the identity crisis?

...so they introduced me as just “a friend” while they looked at me with that nervous smile. I mean, am I in some kind of bad sitcom? Did I miss the memo saying I was the backup option? The way they casually handed me a cold slice of pizza and said "this is my friend" felt like I was being introduced to a pet rock. Honestly, do I need to start bringing my own name tags to these outings just to avoid the identity crisis?

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