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Confessions: it's not that I cry myself to sleep after imagining what my life would be like a…

Story Name: "Hearts and Millions: The Ex Who Came Crawling Back" Part 1 of 5 I walk into my favorite café, the scent of fresh coffee wrapping around me like a warm hug. The sunlight streams through the window, illuminating the small tables, but today, something feels off. My heartbeat quickens as I spot him. Mark. My ex. And he’s sitting there, all anxious energy and unshaven jaw, fidgeting with...

Story Name: "I Sent My Boss a Hate Email—Now He Wants to Date Me" Part 2 of 5 My pulse quickens as I reach my desk. The bright screen blinks at me, taunting. I can’t focus. My mind races back to the email I thought would set me free. Instead, it might just set my career ablaze. “Hey, did you hear?” It’s Lisa, my always-bubbly coworker, her voice low. I lean in, heart pounding. “What? What’s ...

it's not that I cry myself to sleep after imagining what my life would be like as an undercover librarian in a small town… it’s just that I have an entire backstory ready where I solve mysteries using only a dusty encyclopedia and an old typewriter. like, it’s totally realistic. so when I accidentally bumped into a cart full of returned books and almost whispered “the game is afoot,” I thought... well, maybe I need to assess some life choices.

it's not that I cry myself to sleep after imagining what my life would be like as an undercover librarian in a small town… it’s just that I have an entire backstory ready where I solve mysteries using only a dusty encyclopedia and an old typewriter. like, it’s totally realistic. so when I accidentally bumped into a cart full of returned books and almost whispered “the game is afoot,” I thought... well, maybe I need to assess some life choices.

yooo, just practiced my excited reaction to the news that my favorite obscure author released a new book — this was the kind of reaction you'd reserve for winning a Grammy, even though they don't know I exist — but honestly, if I saw them in public, I'd ask for their autograph and then just cry silently into my coffee. #DeluluVibes #ObsessiveFans