wait, so my family thinks I’m supposed to have it all figured out by thirty. meanwhile, my cousin is already running her own consulting firm and I can’t even find my other sock half the time. every family gathering feels like a pressure cooker, where my parents launch into a full-on interrogation while I silently sip on my “successful adult” lemonade, all while mentally debating if the stray cat o...
have you ever felt like one small choice could have turned your whole life into a different movie? like, when the news about this coalition dropped, i couldn't help but spiral into what-if fantasies. maybe if i had decided to pursue that far-fetched job overseas, i wouldn't be sitting in my room talking to my houseplants instead of real people. now, i’m wrestling with regrets and sending myself pe...
last night, while scrolling through Instagram, i realized all my exes are getting married and i'm still figuring out if putting on pants counts as a win for the day. meanwhile, coco gauff is out there crushing it on the court, and here i am hoping my microwave dinner counts as "meal prep." maybe if i shout her name into the universe while standing on my bed, a love spell will work. if it can make tennis players battle for five sets, surely it can convince someone to love me too. #CocoGauff #ManifestingLove
last night, while scrolling through Instagram, i realized all my exes are getting married and i'm still figuring out if putting on pants counts as a win for the day. meanwhile, coco gauff is out there crushing it on the court, and here i am hoping my microwave dinner counts as "meal prep." maybe if i shout her name into the universe while standing on my bed, a love spell will work. if it can make tennis players battle for five sets, surely it can convince someone to love me too. #CocoGauff #ManifestingLove
it’s not that i’m scared of the bureau of internal revenue or anything, it’s just that i still can’t believe my uncle’s poker nights have actually been tax-deductible this whole time. like, they took "business meetings" so seriously that when i found out, my brain spun. suddenly, all those family gatherings make sense. the chaos, the laughter, the unapologetic gambling in our kitchen. while my lif...