wait. so i just looked at my camera roll and there are over a hundred pictures of random bublik memes. who am i becoming? meanwhile, my love life looks like a dust bowl. someone explain to me why i prioritize recreating jokes about a tennis player instead of texting back the guy who definitely thinks i ghosted him. real growth, right? #Bublik #selfreflection
honestly, i just found out my favorite fictional character is dating my celebrity crush and now i feel like the universe is mocking me while it's preparing for ice storms in san antonio. like—how am i supposed to focus on my responsibilities when my imaginary love life is in shambles? i would’ve been a perfect partner—obviously. now all i can think about is the snow melting into my tears. #Weather...
just had my parents show up unannounced. they walked in and were met with my piles of laundry. not dirty, but clean clothes that I somehow never folded, sitting there like a comfort blanket. while they tried to ask about urban solutions in dehradun, I was just thinking about how I really should have vacuumed the room last month. now I’m considering moving. forever. #Dehradun #adultingishard
just had my parents show up unannounced. they walked in and were met with my piles of laundry. not dirty, but clean clothes that I somehow never folded, sitting there like a comfort blanket. while they tried to ask about urban solutions in dehradun, I was just thinking about how I really should have vacuumed the room last month. now I’m considering moving. forever. #Dehradun #adultingishard
i just told my friends i’m busy this weekend because my cat’s sick – she’s not sick, she’s a perfectly healthy diva – really i’m just scrolling through the news about the rising CAMS share price like it’s the only thing keeping my life together, while my bank account looks like the last time my mom checked in on me - literally a void. life’s a mess but hey, at least those shares are soaring, right...