not gonna lie, I spent the entire afternoon trying to make a seven-layer dip for a party, convinced that it would literally solve all my social anxiety. somehow, I ended up using canned beans instead of black beans, and by the time I noticed, I had already posted a photo online that said “cooking goddess.” now I’m just sitting here, re-evaluating my life choices and questioning every recipe I thou...
its not that i don’t care about democracy, bhai, but honestly, my biggest worry is if my name's even on the voter list. while i'm drowning in credit card debt, thinking if i can even afford a wedding next year, kya mai election ke liye eligible hoon ya nahi? matlab, i'm stressing over if i should ghost another friend’s wedding because of my money issues, par ho raha hai ki main chutti bhi nahi le ...
i wrote a whole text to my crush about how i have a tattoo of a potato just to signify my “rootedness” in awkwardness and then stopped because i remembered he literally just liked a tweet about jalen williams dunking, so clearly he has better things to think about than my starchy philosophy. then i sent myself into a spiral wondering if my entire existence is just a poorly animated side character in everyone else's story, like can jalen williams dunk away my cringes? #JalenWilliams #existentialcrisis
i wrote a whole text to my crush about how i have a tattoo of a potato just to signify my “rootedness” in awkwardness and then stopped because i remembered he literally just liked a tweet about jalen williams dunking, so clearly he has better things to think about than my starchy philosophy. then i sent myself into a spiral wondering if my entire existence is just a poorly animated side character in everyone else's story, like can jalen williams dunk away my cringes? #JalenWilliams #existentialcrisis
i found an old photo of my first love tucked inside a dusty cookbook i never open—now every time i pass the kitchen, i can smell the sour regret mixed with burnt cookies i didn’t even make, and it hits me—how did we become strangers? how did i build my entire sense of self around someone who now lives in a memory while i watch everyone couple up in absurdly cheesy public displays that make me ques...