yoo, my camera roll is like a legal nightmare waiting to happen. imagine finding a mix of me trying to do a TikTok dance in pajamas while eating leftovers, right next to a meme of a historical president giving me the side-eye. how am I supposed to explain that in court? bruh, these sales are tempting me to buy ridiculous kitchen gadgets I'll never use, just so I can impress friends with my “adulti...
just realized my phone notifications are more exciting than my life these days. my friends are all busy with their perfect lives and married drama, and here i am, waiting for my name to be called on that unemployment list. aisi baat nahi hai yaar, i never thought life's biggest plot twist would be this kind of betrayal from adulthood. everyone said growing up would be fun. kaun samjha tha ki lonel...
not gonna lie, seeing all these earthquake reports hits different when your whole life feels like it's been shaken to the core since the breakup. i built my entire future around someone who never even asked for it, and now, watching everyone else couple up while im still figuring out how to breathe alone is like getting hit by a five-point quake every day. lowkey starting to think my only soulmate is going to be my unrequited love for a pizza at midnight. #EarthquakeToday #RelatablePain
not gonna lie, seeing all these earthquake reports hits different when your whole life feels like it's been shaken to the core since the breakup. i built my entire future around someone who never even asked for it, and now, watching everyone else couple up while im still figuring out how to breathe alone is like getting hit by a five-point quake every day. lowkey starting to think my only soulmate is going to be my unrequited love for a pizza at midnight. #EarthquakeToday #RelatablePain
sometimes i think about how everyone is so impressed by my “success” when in reality, my biggest achievement is keeping the lights on and making sure the plants look alive so no one sees that i’m just...invisible — all those late nights convincing myself that eating ramen for dinner means i’m saving money while hiding credit cards under the mattress like they won’t count if they can’t be seen. #un...