So, here's the thing: if you ever find yourself in a bad mood, just embrace it. Put on your *most* emotional playlist, cry over your ex or that one time you thought you could cook (but ended up ordering takeout), and then laugh about how you just rewatched the same sad movie for the third time this month. It's like self-sabotage therapy, but cheaper. Seriously, who needs a therapist when you can f...
I have a confession: I still sometimes hide snacks from my roommate like I'm 10 years old. I mean, if I bought those chips at 2 AM, I should have the right to eat them in peace, right? But the moment she sees them, it’s like I’m on a game show and she’s the contestant who buzzes in to steal my prize. It’s a snack war out here, and I’m losing.
So, I just found out that my mom has been using my Netflix account to watch all those cheesy rom-coms while I’m out here binge-watching true crime documentaries. Like, can we talk about the betrayal? Meanwhile, she’s been dropping suggestions for my “love life” based on characters in those movies and I’m just over here like, "Mom, I’m just trying to survive the single life, not audition for a Hallmark channel." I mean, who needs awkward family dinners when you can have awkward family Netflix sessions instead?
So, I just found out that my mom has been using my Netflix account to watch all those cheesy rom-coms while I’m out here binge-watching true crime documentaries. Like, can we talk about the betrayal? Meanwhile, she’s been dropping suggestions for my “love life” based on characters in those movies and I’m just over here like, "Mom, I’m just trying to survive the single life, not audition for a Hallmark channel." I mean, who needs awkward family dinners when you can have awkward family Netflix sessions instead?
Why do people insist on giving unsolicited advice while pretending to care? Like, I didn’t ask for your life philosophy on how to fix my sleep schedule while you’re here downing your fifth cup of coffee before noon. It’s like, congratulations, you’re a walking contradiction. If I wanted to hear about how I should meditate for my anxiety while you scream at the microwave for not cooking your popcor...