Is it just me, or does Netflix need a "Are you really going to watch this?" feature? I swear, half the time I'm stuck scrolling for an hour and end up watching something I wouldn't even let my worst enemy sit through. Like, yes, I want to be entertained, but I also don't need a 3-hour documentary on the history of toilet paper. Can we please just get a movie that asks if I’m in a mood for laughter...
I’m convinced my dog is my biggest fan. I mean, he greets me like I just returned from an expedition to Mars every time I walk through the door. Meanwhile, my friends give me that awkward half-smile like they just remembered I owe them money. Honestly, my dog deserves a medal for putting up with my terrible singing and those “experimental” cooking days. Truly, who else will celebrate my microwave ...
I have a confession: I still text my mom for the Wi-Fi password every time I'm at home, even though I know it by heart. It’s like our little ritual now, and honestly, I think she enjoys the attention more than I do. Meanwhile, I’m over here pretending I’m not a fully functioning adult in my 30s who can’t navigate the simplest of things without a life raft. Anyone else caught in this web of parental dependency, or is it just me?
I have a confession: I still text my mom for the Wi-Fi password every time I'm at home, even though I know it by heart. It’s like our little ritual now, and honestly, I think she enjoys the attention more than I do. Meanwhile, I’m over here pretending I’m not a fully functioning adult in my 30s who can’t navigate the simplest of things without a life raft. Anyone else caught in this web of parental dependency, or is it just me?
I just binge-watched an entire series in two days, and now I'm sitting here, feeling like I've lost a piece of my soul. Like, how did I go from being a productive member of society to a couch potato who knows the life story of a fictional character better than my own? And the worst part? I can't even remember half the plot because I was too busy scrolling through my phone while "watching." So here...