Honestly, the best advice I can give is to never trust a person who claims to love pineapple on pizza AND hates cats. Like, what are you hiding? Just imagine the chaos of navigating their mind: are they secretly plotting against the avocado toast army or what? But for real, if you’re out there trying to live your best life, remember that it’s totally okay to be basic sometimes. If your soul feels ...
Why do we always get dragged into those “deep conversations” at parties, right when we're trying to enjoy some chips and dip? Like, can we not solve the world's problems while I’m just trying to figure out how to navigate my own life? And is it just me, or does everyone else suddenly become a life coach after a couple of drinks? I’d just like to hear some hot gossip or a ridiculous conspiracy theo...
I’ve been playing this online game for months, and I finally reached a level that took a literal week of grinding. So naturally, I celebrated by posting my victory on social media… only to find out my 10-year-old niece has been the one carrying me the whole time. I mean, is it still a win if you got dragged across the finish line by a child? At this point, I’m just hoping she doesn’t start charging me for her coaching services.
I’ve been playing this online game for months, and I finally reached a level that took a literal week of grinding. So naturally, I celebrated by posting my victory on social media… only to find out my 10-year-old niece has been the one carrying me the whole time. I mean, is it still a win if you got dragged across the finish line by a child? At this point, I’m just hoping she doesn’t start charging me for her coaching services.
So, I recently tried cooking for the first time in like… ever. I thought I was going to whip up something gourmet and impress my friends, but the smoke alarm had other plans. Turns out, you really shouldn't use a pan that's been in the cupboard since 1998. The only thing I successfully cooked was a massive panic when I realized I might have to explain how I almost set my kitchen on fire. At this p...