it’s 2am and i’m digging through old boxes in the attic when i stumble upon my high school yearbook. opened it to find a picture of me at the prom, standing awkwardly next to the kid who literally used to wear a fedora daily. the caption underneath says “future president” next to my face, and it hits me—he’s in prison for selling knockoff watches now. turns out my prophetic friends knew what they ...
iran wants to provoke a war with israel while Netanyahu literally seeks to turn Tehran into ashes, and we are all expected to stand by and watch? wallah, nobody understands why Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince MBS is aligning with a weak America instead of taking a real stance. pressure is rising, and honestly, ya3ni this feels like the prelude to a larger conflict that nobody wants but everyone is com...
its 3am and im watching this influencer talk about manifesting abundance while im curled up in bed with leftover pizza and the realization that my fridge is basically just a sad box of expired condiments. i just want to tell them that you can't manifest money if you're broke, but I realize their audience probably doesnt want to hear about rent and cold leftovers. sometimes i wonder if they even believe what they're selling or if it’s all just a play for likes while the rest of us are out here in sweatpants questioning our life choices.
its 3am and im watching this influencer talk about manifesting abundance while im curled up in bed with leftover pizza and the realization that my fridge is basically just a sad box of expired condiments. i just want to tell them that you can't manifest money if you're broke, but I realize their audience probably doesnt want to hear about rent and cold leftovers. sometimes i wonder if they even believe what they're selling or if it’s all just a play for likes while the rest of us are out here in sweatpants questioning our life choices.
wait. i just found out the last place i worked held a big celebration when a guy in our office got promoted for "team spirit." like, dude literally told everyone to stop whining about workload, while i got fired after reporting my boss for harassment. it’s wild how you can get crushed for advocating for yourself, while others thrive for being a mediocre cheerleader.