So I recently tried to get into meditation because, you know, self-care and all that. But instead of finding my inner peace, I just found myself planning my grocery list and wondering if my plants are plotting something behind my back. Like, can I please get a refund on this "zen" experience? It's wild how I can spend an hour in silence but still can't manage to sit still without my brain turning ...
I finally realized that my dog is the only one who truly gets me. He sits through my existential crises like a champ and still thinks I'm the coolest person on the planet. Meanwhile, my friends are like “You’re overthinking again, huh?” Can we just take a moment to appreciate how dogs provide unconditional love while also being better listeners than most humans? Like, I can rant for hours and he j...
I’ve binge-watched so many series that I can’t tell if my social life is non-existent or if I’ve just been doing extensive character studies. Like, I genuinely have started analyzing how my favorite anti-heroes would handle awkward family gatherings, and spoiler alert: they’d probably turn into even bigger disasters than I do. Honestly, is there a support group for this? Because if Netflix ever shuts down, I might just have to re-enter reality, and I’m not sure I’m ready for that level of social anxiety.
I’ve binge-watched so many series that I can’t tell if my social life is non-existent or if I’ve just been doing extensive character studies. Like, I genuinely have started analyzing how my favorite anti-heroes would handle awkward family gatherings, and spoiler alert: they’d probably turn into even bigger disasters than I do. Honestly, is there a support group for this? Because if Netflix ever shuts down, I might just have to re-enter reality, and I’m not sure I’m ready for that level of social anxiety.
I finally decided to try cooking after years of living off takeout and instant noodles, and let’s just say my smoke alarm now has a more active social life than I do. I attempted to make a “simple” pasta dish, but I somehow managed to turn a pot of water into a boiling lava mess. Who knew boiling water could take my dignity with it? At this point, my plants might be thriving on my cooking disaster...