day 47 of pretending to have my life together. saw that classmate’s wedding video where they spent more on a single evening than I have in my entire savings. like, seriously? their "dream wedding" looks like my worst nightmare. my parents think it’s all a choice, but yaar, how do you choose when all your options are just "be broke" or "be more broke"? right now, i’m just hoping my invite to their ...
ok but did you ever feel an earthquake and think it's just your world shaking because nothing ever feels stable? like, I’ve been living in this endless loop of disappointments, imagining that one day I’ll just wake up and my life will look different, like manifesting something that just won’t come. remember when I felt my dad's disappointment after I bombed that presentation? it hits different, ri...
it's not that I lie awake at night thinking about how I smuggled out that office plant from the break room—it's just that everyone loved it, and now it sits on my windowsill like an overpriced paperweight. sure, it looked beautiful next to Brenda's homemade crafts and Susan's hideous fruit bowl, but honestly, I couldn’t handle one more “oh my god, do you water it enough?” It's been years, and yet every time someone mentions succulents, I feel the GUILT creeping back—who knew one little decision could haunt me like this? #PlantTheft #OfficeGuilt
it's not that I lie awake at night thinking about how I smuggled out that office plant from the break room—it's just that everyone loved it, and now it sits on my windowsill like an overpriced paperweight. sure, it looked beautiful next to Brenda's homemade crafts and Susan's hideous fruit bowl, but honestly, I couldn’t handle one more “oh my god, do you water it enough?” It's been years, and yet every time someone mentions succulents, I feel the GUILT creeping back—who knew one little decision could haunt me like this? #PlantTheft #OfficeGuilt
yaar, you know how sonam wangchuk is in the news for health issues? i feel like that’s me every time i try to make a healthy meal at home. matlab, once, i thought i’d impress myself by cooking quinoa instead of rice. ended up staring at it for hours like, do i boil it, fry it, or throw it out? finally just made instant noodles and told myself that was a "fusion cuisine." kuch samajh nahi aata, bha...