WhisperDog

Confessions: just found out my entire friend group has a separate chat without me. they’re in…

not gonna lie, i just had a full-on argument in my head with a stranger over who gets to use the last tissue in a public bathroom. like, was it not LITERALLY my turn? and now i am actually mad at them for taking it like they own the place. who walks into a bathroom and claims a tissue like it's a throne? am i wrong for wanting an explanation, or did i just spiral into a wild scenario where we end ...

last night, I literally texted my neighbor about the weird raccoon they keep feeding, then triple texted to add that it might be plotting world domination. I considered faking my own death just to avoid the awkwardness of them replying "thank you" while we both pretend I didn't text. #NeighborhoodDrama #RaccoonRevolution

just found out my entire friend group has a separate chat without me. they’re in there bonding over the newest SMART TV deals, meanwhile i’m still rocking a 15-inch monitor from the dark ages. got caught eavesdropping when they thought i was busy ordering my 'retail therapy' snack online. the kind of therapy that doesn't come with a discount, unlike their 55-inch TV adventures. how did i end up here? guess i need a bigger screen to watch my social life unfold without me. #

just found out my entire friend group has a separate chat without me. they’re in there bonding over the newest SMART TV deals, meanwhile i’m still rocking a 15-inch monitor from the dark ages. got caught eavesdropping when they thought i was busy ordering my 'retail therapy' snack online. the kind of therapy that doesn't come with a discount, unlike their 55-inch TV adventures. how did i end up here? guess i need a bigger screen to watch my social life unfold without me. #

if you are navigating a tough time right now, just remember that every setback is a setup for a comeback. you have the strength within you to get through this, even when it feels overwhelming. #HopeExists #InnerStrength #Encouragement