just found out that the tata wpl 2026 points table is trending. while i'm here questioning how to afford my next meal, i’m deep-diving into ball stats and player averages. like, why can’t my bank account get the same boost? it’s like my dreams of financial security are practicing their fielding skills—every time i get close, they just drop the ball. last night i went to bed anxious and accidentall...
the way that i just added up my expenses on snacks that bring me zero joy but totally give me something to distract myself from life— and here i am like 'border 2' is a shining beacon of hope for the youth while i scroll through a list of calories, laughing to hide the tears— plot twist, that “instant happiness” snack budget is more than my entire social life combined. #2 #selfreflection
ok but I just overheard my family talking about how I need to “stop daydreaming” about that guy in the NFL I saw on TV once. like, obviously I know he doesn’t know I exist, but I definitely have a whole future planned out with him in my mind. i mean, i bought a jersey in my size… for our future kids, obviously. #Nfl #delulu
ok but I just overheard my family talking about how I need to “stop daydreaming” about that guy in the NFL I saw on TV once. like, obviously I know he doesn’t know I exist, but I definitely have a whole future planned out with him in my mind. i mean, i bought a jersey in my size… for our future kids, obviously. #Nfl #delulu
i used to think thirty was like, the OLD AGE of adulthood. now its creeping up and my skin is already showing signs of a fight it might lose. meanwhile, im scrolling through NFL game predictions as if they hold the answers to my midlife crisis. i just paused my entire life for an update on playoff odds, when really, all i need is to find a wrinkle cream that WORKS. #Nfl #crisis