not gonna lie, I had a meltdown last week because my boss praised someone else for MY idea in the meeting. I spent the whole night planning my escape route while eating two tubs of ice cream. I was just waiting for the moment when Jerome Powell does a tap dance and declares everything fine when deep down, we all know we are about to crash! Can someone please explain how that happened, because I'm ...
ngl, I stopped sharing my good news because the last time I did, my neighbor pulled a classic “that’s great, but you know Jerome Powell is ruining the economy, right?” on me, as if my happiness was causing inflation or something. lowkey felt like I was standing there in front of my crumbling life, juggling an expensive yoga mat and a carton of organic juice, while they ranted about fiscal policy l...
ok but, i accidentally liked my old boss's vacation photo from two summers ago. you know, the one where he’s deep-sea fishing with a trophy fish he definitely had taxidermied later. now i’m sitting here questioning my entire existence, like, am i the employee who deep dives into my boss's memories? part of me wants to comment "cute fish" but mostly i’m just hoping he doesn’t think this is my subtle way of asking for a promotion.
ok but, i accidentally liked my old boss's vacation photo from two summers ago. you know, the one where he’s deep-sea fishing with a trophy fish he definitely had taxidermied later. now i’m sitting here questioning my entire existence, like, am i the employee who deep dives into my boss's memories? part of me wants to comment "cute fish" but mostly i’m just hoping he doesn’t think this is my subtle way of asking for a promotion.
i literally stopped trying to explain my existential crises to anyone and now I just put on a full circus show, juggling my regrets while people applaud the theatrics, all because 31 January is supposed to be this magical day for a few zodiac signs, and honestly, I’m over here contemplating if I should release my anxiety like confetti or keep it tucked away until my next performance. the audience ...