just found out my sibling is the favorite. my mom said it in a text and then sent a smiley face. I asked if the smiley was meant for me, and she said no. now i’m contemplating a dramatic exit. if star plus characters can have meltdowns, why can’t i? did i just find my new career path? #StarPlus #SiblingRivalry
bruh, just saw that shivam दुबे is trending and honestly, I put my whole faith in the universe last week hoping to get the perfect parking spot at that new place I can't afford. Spoiler alert: I parked in a handicapped space by accident, so now my car’s definitely the most expensive dumpster in the neighborhood. My neighbor's calling it 'the shivam spot.' Guess I'll just meditate on my life choice...
wait, so I just dropped a small fortune on what I thought was going to be my “new beginning” when I saw the Ryzen 7 manyX3D. feeling empowered, I clicked ‘checkout’ like a boss. then, the credit card bill hit me like a plot twist in a bad rom-com. im literally questioning my existence because I just wanted to upgrade my setup, not face an emotional reckoning about adulting. if only AMD could pay my therapy bill too, right? #Amd #existentialcrisis
wait, so I just dropped a small fortune on what I thought was going to be my “new beginning” when I saw the Ryzen 7 manyX3D. feeling empowered, I clicked ‘checkout’ like a boss. then, the credit card bill hit me like a plot twist in a bad rom-com. im literally questioning my existence because I just wanted to upgrade my setup, not face an emotional reckoning about adulting. if only AMD could pay my therapy bill too, right? #Amd #existentialcrisis
just found out i am the appointed mediator in my parents’ divorce. my strategy? forcing them to negotiate over who gets the weird ceramic frog from that one vacation. honestly, this whole situation is like being the referee in a match nobody wanted to watch. my plan is to present them with a chart showing who made the frog weirder, but maybe that’s just me taking this too far.