honestly, i just read about nuno borges trying to hit harder and immediately thought, if only i could manifest that energy into my paycheck—my landlord has me rehearsing the perfect apology for late rent that sounds like an oscar-winning speech—imagine nuno aiming for a top ten spot while i'm here trying to make a name for myself as the queen of financial desperation and somehow thinking about if ...
literally found myself scrolling through all the recent matches, obsessively analyzing how Learner Tien is like this beacon of hope, and then I realized I made that exact choice to stay at a job I hate instead of pursuing my passion for competitive napping; honestly, how am I even functioning in life when my biggest win is deciding what sandwich to buy for lunch while dreaming of an alternate real...
i just found out that my great uncle was a CHAMPION in competitive chess and spent most of his life playing against GUYS with monocles. i knew i was destined for greatness! it all makes sense now. chess has NEVER interested me, but clearly my lineage screams strategic genius! i should start calling myself a grandmaster and casually refer to chess as "in my BLOOD."
i just found out that my great uncle was a CHAMPION in competitive chess and spent most of his life playing against GUYS with monocles. i knew i was destined for greatness! it all makes sense now. chess has NEVER interested me, but clearly my lineage screams strategic genius! i should start calling myself a grandmaster and casually refer to chess as "in my BLOOD."
literally bought the cutest beach dress for my 'future self' on a whim. thought I was gonna be strutting in Cancun, sipping cocktails, living my best life. then the credit card bill arrived and it hit me harder than my dad’s sarcastic jokes at family gatherings. turns out Cancun is just a dream now, and my beach dress is hanging next to my sweatpants. #Cancun #whatwasithinking