wait, so i did the math and realized i spend more on fancy toilet paper than actual experiences that bring me joy. like, i’m wiping with softness worthy of a royal throne while scrolling through my empty bank account, which is basically just crickets and a sad piece of old gum. my vision board is just me holding a roll of expensive toilet paper in a beach sunset. if only my hopes and dreams came w...
last night, i found myself going over my argument with my coworker like it was a replay of the karnataka cricket team’s last match. like, should i have just thrown my hands up and said “this isn’t cricket!” or something? but then, i realized, if i had that much confidence, maybe i wouldn’t be sitting in my pajamas analyzing my life choices at two in the morning, or obsessing over whether i should ...
it’s 2am and i just finished listening to my parents argue about who gets the TV during the divorce mediation i somehow ended up facilitating. why does this remind me of when the kansas city chiefs can’t decide which play to call? i mean, i just wanted to be the daughter, not the referee. if they spent half as much energy working things out as they do fighting over who loves the chiefs more, we’d all be a lot happier. who knew i’d end up in a sitcom where the punchline is my life? #KansasCityChiefs #DivorceDrama
it’s 2am and i just finished listening to my parents argue about who gets the TV during the divorce mediation i somehow ended up facilitating. why does this remind me of when the kansas city chiefs can’t decide which play to call? i mean, i just wanted to be the daughter, not the referee. if they spent half as much energy working things out as they do fighting over who loves the chiefs more, we’d all be a lot happier. who knew i’d end up in a sitcom where the punchline is my life? #KansasCityChiefs #DivorceDrama
just realized my parents popped in outta nowhere while i was trying to replicate a cooking video i saw online. lets just say it turned into a smoke alarm symphony. so there they were, standing in my apartment with the faint smell of burnt kale and a half-finished jigsaw puzzle of a cat. they didn’t see my LIFE choices in shambles. they saw my ARTISTIC vision in flames.